Day 9: Called the school today to transfer Given's bus stop closer to my sister's, only to find out Given isn't registered to ride the bus... any bus... especially the one she's been riding for a week-and-a-half. Me and the transportation secretary had a good chuckle over the matter, and being the woman and mother of utmost integrity that I am... I totally blamed the mishap on her father and promised to promptly resolve the matter. It's how he would've wanted it. #GivenGrace #givenspictureaday #schoolbus #busstop #integrity #rolemodel #whoops @stingrayvega #blamedad #dadinheaven #momfail #momlife #justthetwoofus #sarcastaholic
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Felt like I was killing it this morning when I got my kids out the door on time and that I would even have a little time to collect myself before teaching this morning @yogablissmercerisland but NOPE it turns out Violet’s summer camp program is done now (oops thought we had two more weeks!!! 😩) - #epicmomfail - so I immediately reached out to @ameljah one of the studio managers at Bliss and she offered to teach the class for me with just 30 minutes notice! It’s so wonderful to work with such a supportive team and I know anytime @ameljah subs for me that the practitioners will leave feeling centered and ready for their day!! Thank YOU yogi sister - I heart you. ❤️☀️
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Ok confession... My son is stronger than I am! Sad but true. I went in prepared with my sunglasses attached to my face ready for the flowing of tears. I’m supposed to protect him and felt like not only was I causing him pain but breaking his trust somehow. So I’m crying before the needles ever come out but once they’re out it was all over within seconds (loved the speedy nurse). Daniel cried for .5 seconds and was totally fine after that. So I embarrassingly pull myself together and bring him home. Moral of the story is my son is a champion and I’m a total wimp. Go figure 🤦🏻♀️🤪
Happy 4th Birthday to my big boy Nico!!!! We had such a blast at the Crayola Factory today to celebrate, followed by a very quite ride home. 4️⃣👦🏻🖍💤 #Crayola #4yearsold #NicoDaniel Also, if anyone has pictures from his party on Saturday please send them my way, I have none. 😆 #momfail
I could pick like 100 other pictures that I took today of the boys and their first day of . KINDERGARTEN & PRESCHOOL . But I can not stop laughing at this picture 😂😂this was them after they got home from school today. They both had the best day and I promise Noah was just as happy as Carson...however he wanted mommy to hug him So he was clearly annoyed with his brother 🤷♀️😂 . The boys both did AMAZING today! The bus came I thought I was recording, However I wasn’t #momfail 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ we gave hugs and kisses before the bus came and they where so ready to get on the bus that they started walking across the street as soon as the bus driver directed...and I was thinking to myself oh ok no goodbye momma...cool 🙄....and then my little noie bear turns around looks at me waves and blows a kiss “bye momma” they got on the bus and Carson waved and blew kisses and they both where smiling ear to ear 😍🖤 . Praying these sweet boys have an amazing year! How did YOUR kiddos do on their first day?
That moment when your trimming your eyebrows and your wonderful little energy ball of a child runs in and grabs your arm so you accidentally trim almost your entire eyebrow off.... looks like I'm gonna have to actually draw in at least one eyebrow for a while lol... #ilovemyadhdkid #adhdparenting #wheredmyeyebrowgo #pinupfail #momfail
Well this is the only picture I got before he got to camp. We arrived and learned we were a day late😐 moms still trying to figure out how she goofed that up! I got a big hug and he was off!
Sometimes lunch doesn't work out the way you thought it would. You had these grand plans for some intricate home cooked something or other ....and then realize it's already way too late and they need to eat right NOW. 🤦🤦🤦 Mommy is still in camping mode kids. Sorry!! . . #feedingmyfamily #feedingthegirls #feedingmyzoo #pastaforlunch #feedingfourkids #yummy #latelunch #forgot #momlife #momfail #momof4 #momoffour
Sponsored by @oreo ... How do YOU bribe your toddler to take a picture with you? duh! 💁🏼♀️ : Happy Monday: Eat the Oreos, soak up the beautiful rays, cherish the smiles today 😁
We love a good mom fail. Catalyna gave me a sheet of paper on Friday. Didn’t think anything of it. Looked at her folder this MORNING and it was HOMEWORK and I had thrown that paper OUT 🤢 so you see me. At 6:45 in the morning looking through trash to find my babe her homework and get it done so we can get out the door. She’s so freaking brilliant though. 😍 she’s crushing this school year so far. #happymonday #happyday #mommingishard #momming #momfail
Thinking about a long #sail for #labordayweekend and having a good laugh about miss p’s first overnight on the sailboat. It was a total #momfail /#dogmom -fail. It was the first year we had the boat and we didn’t have a dinghy so we bought a faux grass square and adorned it with real grass thinking that would suffice. Guess who was the sucker and had to swim to shore with an #englishbulldog ? #sailingtoro #sailingcouple #sailingfamily #sailinggoals #boating #boatlife #sailboat #sabreyachts #yachting #yachtclub #dogsofinstagram #dog #dogs #saltydog #bulldogsofinstagram #bulldog #bulldoglife #bulldoglove #yachtinglifestyle #sailinglife #sailboats #sailingboat #salty #saltyair
Momfail Monday continues with the coolest playground ever! If you're in the Denver area, check it out!!!! (Though it's stressing out my mama-heart just a little. 😜) And the boys talked me into climbing to the top! 😳 #momfail #momlife #flexday #boymom #thanksitslularoe #lularoe #lularoeliv #pacosanchezpark #rockymountainroeing
(Warning: language) I got a text at 2:15 today that my daughter has her first volleyball practice of the season today at our little Christian school... at 2:30. 😳 So I just want to let all the teachers know that it’s not my fault that all my sweet innocent kids now know how to properly use “OH SHIT” in context. #momfail #whoops #iambaker Zucchini Blondies are gonna make everything better. Right? RIGHT???!?!??? Recipe: https://iambaker.net/butterscotch-zucchini-bars/
Theriouthly tho 🤦🏼♀️ . . For instance, I did the wrong workout this morning 🤷🏼♀️ while wearing this shirt.... 🙄🤦🏼♀️
This is us...all being willing to get up and make a fool of ourself performing a lip sync for our family reunion this weekend. 😂😂 . We discovered @thefitnessmarshall (who is so funny and an amazing dancer) last week. It was perfect timing because we then learned his choreography to Cheer’s Turn Back Time and performed it live (with @thefitnessmarshall in the background) at the reunion during the family lip sync night. . If my kids will let me I’ll post a video of it. 😂 Let’s just say we rocked it. . It was so fun to get together with everyone this weekend. I’m the oldest of 7 kids so it’s always a party when we get together especially!! Thanks @stacygu3 and @rachelschnepf for planning it and making it amazing.
I asked my 7yr old to put the yogurt she didn’t eat in a Tupperware to finish later. This is what I found in my fridge! Ziploc??😳😫😞 God Bless her little heart! #momfail #raisingworldchangers #shemakesmelaugh #godblessherheart
When you try to be the cool mom and take your kids to the fancy private pool as a last hurrah before school starts on Wednesday, and you accidentally spray your 13-year-old down with Nair instead of sunblock because you grabbed the wrong bottle from home.🤷🏼♀️😄 #momfail #myintentionwasgood
Are you suffering with back pain as a new mum?🤦🏻♀️⠀ ⠀ The likelihood is that you may not be thinking about something as simple as how you’re picking up your car seat. Many of us arch our back and use one arm, which can cause a lot of discomfort up our arm, in our shoulder and our back. Many of us are hoisting our car seat from the floor numerous times a day and simple change to HOW could make a big difference.❤️
You know why I get so frustrated with people?⠀ ⠀ Because people come to me with a really strong reason to make a change whether it’s in their health, fitness or finances. They pour their heart out in a private message to me and I get emotionally invested in their potential and how I can help them completely overhaul their lives. ⠀ ⠀ I see the bigger picture of what is possible for them even before they do!! ⠀ ⠀ I love that part about my job and knowing that if someone is willing to follow my lead they can transform in incredible ways. ⠀ ⠀ But then...⠀ ⠀ When I explain the investment or what is required to partner with me... ⠀ ⠀ I get....⠀ ⠀ I am not spending xx money on a package and if your intention was just to push a product on me for your own benefit then I am not interested!! 🤯😤⠀ ⠀ Listen up friends!!! ⠀ If you are gonna give that kind of response then you clearly aren’t familiar with how I do biz!!⠀ ⠀ My goal is and always has been to help you transform your life through the products and services I provide and yuppers changing your life requires some skin in the game and you can’t get to where you want to be without investing time, money and energy into changing. ⠀ ⠀ So before you try and throw me or someone else under the bus for “product pushing” make sure you know their heart! 💓⠀ ⠀ Know that I can’t help you unless you are willing to make the initial step out of your comfort zone and into the transformation zone!! ⠀ ⠀ If you want to pour your heart out and you are ready to make a change then trust that I won’t be leading you astray!!! ⠀ ⠀ That your investment is my commitment to help you reach your goals!! ⠀ ⠀ I want to see you change & I know what’s possible! So don’t quit on yourself before you even give the program a chance!! ⠀ ⠀ Nothing good ever comes from your comfort zone!⠀ ⠀ If you wanna change you gotta be willing to commit to all of the work!! ⠀ ⠀ If you need time to think it through- no big deal, I will be here with open arms waiting for ya!!!⠀ ⠀ Because I know what’s possible !! 💓⠀ It’s never to late to make a change!!
Max: “Charlotte Jane, will you take my hand in marriage?” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cha: “YES! I’ve loved you from the moment we watched our mommies become besties from heaven!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If @heatherhill’s and my dreams come true, in twenty-five years this conversation will happen and we can finally be relayed and plan their wedding and share grandchildren...🤞🤞🤞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom... or does it? . I have NEVER liked doing laundry! My husband knows I LOATH ironing too! . Yes I love being a mama and wife, but some chores just should be outlawed! . Who with me? What’s your least favorite chore? . #theceomama #momfail #exhaustedmommy #mombie #tiredmama #thatmomlife #mommin #tiredasmother #momonamission #momgang #legitmom #mommystatus #instamommy #instamomblogger #realllifemom #mamahood #wifemomboss #mommygoals #wahmlife #wfhm #bossmama #mompower #mombrain #momgrind #mamaholic #shetribe #momtribe
Thank you to our local Restaurant for accommodating myself, my daughter, and 5 of her babies for dinner last night 🤣🤦🏼♀️. #momfail #italian #shelovestoeat #pasta #spaghetti #fettuccinealfredo #salad #bread #dinnerout #carmichael #sacramento #mom #daughter #sunday #datenight #latergram #love #kids
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Momfail Monday -- when you spend the weekend getting your kids pumped to visit Elitches on their flex-Day, and then Monday comes and Elitches is closed... Thank goodness they love the Denver Zoo!!! #flexday #momfail #momlife #boymom #alwayscheckthewebsite #especiallybeforeyoutellthekids #thankgoodnessforthezoo #denverzoo #animaldorks #futurezookeeper #thanksitslularoe #lularoeliv #rockymountainroeing
When my kids were younger I swear this was my reality. 🤣🤣 . Now that my kids aren’t toddlers anymore I think back and miss those times when I couldn’t get a moment alone all day. 😢
Truth is, I thought I was on top of things this month by only being a couple days late taking pictures...then I realized I forgot to post pictures from 5 months. 🤦🏻♀️ #momfail sooooo enjoy all the extra pictures....you’re welcome! 😂 . . Happy 6 months (and 5 months) of loving on this sweet nugget! . . These past few weeks have been my favorite time to date. Jameson is legit the light of our life and THE happiest baby, unless he’s hungry (he gets that from his mama)! We’re sleeping in our own crib, in our own room, and up until this last week had been sleeping 12 hours straight. Rolling is his way of transportation, but we have started army crawling. Sitting isn’t as cool as standing. Giggles are usually silent, but when someone sneezes we fall in love with the sweetest sound from our boy. We’re still not sure about actual food, mama’s milk is LIFE and that’s all we seem to care about. Two little toofers popped through last weekend and our favorite thing to chew on is our feet. People watching and being nosey is our jam (another trait inherited from mama). We got to meet our future wife and in laws recently, it’s safe to say they are a match made in heaven. Spending days with Gimi and her puppies makes us the happiest. 💙 . . It doesn’t seem real that we have a 6 month old, but good lord is this boy the best. We couldn’t ask for anything more and are waiting for the day that he turns rotten, but for now we are soaking up all the precious seconds with our perfect little human. . . Jameson Bishop Vogt, you are truly a miracle and have made your daddy and I the best versions of ourselves. We love you beyond the stars. 💙 . . . #jamesonsjourney #5months #and #6months #onedayillgetthisright
Fall is in the air and I’m so not ready (big surprise). It was 52 degrees when we left the house on this first day of school. I did not get a photo of my boy. Chances are real good he would’ve been difficult if I had asked—but in truth, I totally forgot. #momfail #nofirstdayofschoolphotoshere 🤷🏼♀️ - . My sweetest boy is now a freshman. #icanteven He’s 5’10 and 3 weeks from his 15th birthday. His blonde hair is short, he has a smattering of teen acne, and he got his braces off a month ago. Today he wore casual gray slacks and an old navy T-shirt that our beloved @s_tarne bought for him. (It’s his favorite and he lives in it.) I believe he wore gray converse. #wordphoto 😬 - . He had a full day freshman orientation last Thursday, which greatly helped with today’s first day jitters. 🙏 For those of you who know my kiddo’s struggle with anxiety—Thursday wasn’t pretty. I can’t say enough good things about how his new school has handled this incoming class, though. Today the freshman class, all 200+ of them, are going rafting down the Colorado River. How cool is that?! It added to Ash’s nerves, he hates unknowns, but I’m hopeful he’ll make memories and have fun. All his teachers are men this year, which will be suuuuper interesting. He doesn’t trust men, bless him. 💛 They have to work much harder to earn his respect. I’m sooo hopeful these men will help to alter his narrative and maybe he’ll even find a mentor. #andsoitis 🙏 - . . . . #backtoschool #allthemamassayamen #herestoagreatyear #coloradoscenery
#momfail Mother of the Year Nomination is already revoked on their first day of school. The hubs had to hand-write their first day signs this year. ••• I’m a little in shock at how big these two are getting. Praying for a great year for all at FBCS! #firstdayofschool #fifthgrader #firstgrader
#momfail 2 different schools + 2 different start days + 1 same start time = 0 first day pictures of @presley__ray or @kaylee.dior.ray with shoes on 🤣🤪🤷♀️🙄 #wetried #maybenextyear #atleastimhonest #everydayisathleticsday #jeanday #6thgrade #9thgrade #whoneedsshoes #missthepalmtree
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I can not believe we are already here. Second grade, sounds so little. But, I remember second grade. I remember my teacher, I remember I broke my arm that year and I remember who my best friends were. It’s crazy how fast time has gone, how much we have grown, how much life has changed and how proud you have always made me, but really how proud you make me now. I’ll always be in your corner, I’m not sure I’ll ever get off your bumper, and I’m sure Serena will always stand exactly where she stands in this picture, right behind ya 😂😘 This kid makes me so proud.... 💫🌹 Ps, mom fail. Got him up, got him dressed, drove to school and school starts TOMORROW 😂🤷🏻♀️ #MyBoy #GoldenBoy #PonyBoy #SecondGrade #ThisLittleBoyOfMine #ImaLetHimShine 💫🌹❤️ #Toots #KidsOfIg #MySunshine #FortniteBackpack #LongHairedBoy 😍😘 #MomFail #SummersOver #BackToSchool #LittleSistersBeLike 😂 #SerenaDontCareAboutWhosFirstDayItIs #ThePictureIsAlsoHers 😂😂
First day of preschool... kind of😂 . . Detailed is something I am not! Cal has been waiting for this day for a month now... wearing his backpack around, throwing a fit when the bigs get on the bus and he can’t, asking constantly, “I go to school, mom?” So with excitement, I get him all ready. We take the mandatory first day of school pics and head to school. It wasn’t until I got to his class to drop him that I find out he is Tuesday/Wednesdays. I didn’t event THINK to read that information🤦♀️😂 Actually, I haven’t looked at any of it, except what he needed in his backpack😬 Luckily, his preschool is amazing! They were able to change his days so I didn’t have to make him turn around and go back home. We avoided a major #toddlermeltdown . . Sadly... this isn’t the first time I’ve done something like this😂 Like when it was “meet the teacher” for Fitz. Only he hadn’t gotten a teacher yet🧐 Oh, because I forgot to REGISTER him for kindergarten. Please tell me I’m not the only one who STRUGGLES with the details?! . . #notdetailed #needsomeredgreen #ineedapersonalassistant #mypoorkids #momfail #momfails #firstdayofschool #momlife #wfh #wfhm #wfhmom #idontreademails #preschool #allyellow #wherestheparty
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I don’t have a baby anymore, I have a new bestie 🥰 Going from one kid to two was a surprisingly easy transition for me. I was a seasoned vet at this point. Spit up? Tears? I got this 💪🏼 The best advice I can give is that almost nothing is as big of a deal as you think it is in the moment. The second best piece of advice I can give is first kid or second kid, all of your kids will lose it over the tiny speck of green oregano they found in their pasta sauce. You’ve been warned 🙃
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So we woke up and got Emmaleece ready for the first day of first grade, only to get to school to find out that tomorrow is actually the first day, oops lol. I’ll just consider today a practice run for tomorrow haha ^( '‿' )^ • • • • • #motherhood #motherhoodunpluged #momlife #firstdayofschool #momfail
So grown up in his own spot at the table, he’s pretty happy about it!! 😍
Have kids they said. It’ll be fun they said. Obviously, whoever said this wasn’t going to Costco on a Sunday! . . . Since Ryan flew out to Boston yesterday, I thought I’d get a head start on my week. Why I chose Costco is beyond me. 🤦🏻♀️ #momfail Trying to keep an over active 17 month old from jumping out of the cart every 0.5 seconds was a sight to be seen. So I grabbed all the samples and snacks, plopped them in my @snapandshoptray and raced around like I was on supermarket sweep! Who knows what I’m talking about?!! 😂 This tray will be coming with me everywhere from now on. It comes with a lid so it’s super easy to pack and go. Love the convenience which is essential for busy moms! . . . How was your weekend? Was it as eventful as mine? 🤪 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #gifted #snapandshoptray #momlife101 #mombloggersofig #honestlymothering #momslivinghappy #momoflittles #californiamom #motherly #storytellingmama #unitedmomsnetwork #lifedailymoms #raisinglittles #thatmomlife #momentsofmotherhood #theeverymom #connectingmoms #raisingmytribe #our_everyday_moments #toddlermomlife #honestmommin #raisingtinyhumans #itshappyhere #bloggingmama #celebratechildhood #happykidshappylife #thesweetlifeunscripted #watchthemgrow #dailyparenting
My wild boy 🦊 You keep us on our toes and fill our hearts with joy. You have such a silly, sweet, curious nature that leaves us smiling and leaves our living room in shambles. There’s no way to describe what being a mother feels like to someone who isn’t one yet. The love you feel for them is unconditional and overwhelming. Before I had babies, before I was even married, I knew that I’d want to be home with them when the time came. But I’m not the kind of girl who lives the homebody life, at least not 24/7. I’m not the kind of girl to live on a super tight budget. I’m not the kind of girl who clips coupons. I love ❤️ a good deal 😂 who doesn’t???? But I didn’t want my full time job to be SAVING money. I had big dreams for my family. And all the saving money we could do wasn’t going to get us there. You can only save so much 🤷🏻♀️ But there’s no limits ✨ to what you can MAKE. So I started an online business from my phone 📱 not like literally from the ground up though! I bought in to a brand that was already well-established and it coming into a period of crazy crazy growth and momentum! Since I joined that growth and momentum has only increased! That means that if you start with me right now you are going to be able to do what I did, but faster! In my first year I was able to be making a full time paycheck from my phone, plus $150,000 in bonuses! I was able to go from a newly married broke college student with $60,000 in debt to a work from home momma of two, and absolutely debt free! We own our dream home that we can decorate and renovate as needed, a new truck, and we have our bills and everything for our babies and date nights and more covered every month! We even have savings and retirement for the future 🚀 I have 4 positions open to do this with me and make an extra income, or even a full time income if you’d like! Text “OPPORTUNITY” to 314.275.0587 or drop an emoji for info!
This photo captures the 10 seconds everyone held still. .. The other 15 minutes I shouted: .. 👉Don’t move 👉Sit down 👉Too close to the edge 👉Don’t look down there 👉Watch your step 👉Yuck don’t eat that 👉Watch the rope 👉Don’t touch your sister 👉No fighting on the dock .. .. I was so busy telling them what not to do, instead of educating them what to do on a dock. 🤦🏼♀️. .. Then a hornet 🐝 started swarming and i left the kids and I ran for my life #saveyourself . .. Don’t worry after the threat had evacuated the area I came back for them and then I realized I spent 15 minutes of parenting for what 1 bee managed to do in 10 seconds, survival instincts 🙌 Hold still and don’t move 🤣 .. .. .. .. .. #momlife #motherhood #momof5 #fivekids #fourkids #threekids #summer #travel #roadtrip #dock #lake #summerday #travelwithkids #getoutside #idaho #fiveunderfive #childhoodunplugged #runwildmychild #parenting101 #teammotherly #parentingfail #momfail #siblings #bigfamily #familyof7 #mountains
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Meet the Mommies behind @momlifedxb • Born and raised in Berlin, Germany Frauke has lived in more than 6 countries over the past 12 years, 6 of which in Dubai. Currently figuring out how to “mom” a 4 month old baby boy and preparing to go back to work in hospitality. Join the fun of #momwins and the occasional #momfail on @momlifedxb
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Major mom fail this morning. I made the kids their lunch and put them in their lunch boxes and into their book bags. I come back in after getting Ben on the bus and there lies Scott Matthew’s sandwich for lunch. 😂🤣😳🤦♀️🤷♀️. Thankfully he has a dr appointment this morning, so I can take it with me when I go get him at 10. #momfail #drday #thankfully #whoops
That’s right! Come at me bro 👋
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Back to school goals! 😎 I am not ready for the hussle of the school year but it's going to come, ready or not! 🏃♀️ Last night we sat down as a family and brainstormed with the kids what goals they would like to strive for this year. 🚀 These are my oldest's goals for middle school! 🙋♀️ MOM GOAL: everyone in matching shoes (last year (mid year) youngest went to kinder in two different pink boots- one rain boot, one cowboy boot. It was a dark winter morning....I blame the lack of sunlight at the bus stop! ) #momfail #momgrace #notperfect #shebelievedshecouldsoshedid #momlife #motivateyourself #middleschool #setgoals #iteachtoo #teachermom #teacherlife 🍎 #goals ❤️ #abcofsummer #backtoschool #1stdayofschool #ruletheworld #getitgirl #imomsohard
18 months. 💕 Well technically you are 19 months now (#momfail ). You are learning soo many new words & phrases, are a master at your shape puzzles, starting to learn your colors, love waving to strangers, & love making us laugh. Your mannerisms & facial expressions are probably my favorite thing about your age right now. And the kisses & hugs you give us. Your favorite words are okay, mama, dada, no, please & thank you. I’m so excited to keep watching you grow & learn but most excited about you becoming a big sister in the next week or so! 💗 #littlestoriesofmylife #inbeautyandchaos #thisjoyfulmoment #littleandbrave #letthekids #childhoodadventures #myhonestmotherhood #holdthemoments #thisismotherhood #honestlyparents #motherhoodrising #rawmotherhood #uniteinmotherhood #mynameismama #childrenofinstagram #babiesofinstagram #documentingmotherhood #18monthsold #twoundertwo #39weekspregnant #milestonephotography
IT TAKES PRACTICE. It takes practice to get to the point where you go to the grocery store and your kids are kind to one another, helpful, and don’t leave you wondering if the entire store thinks you are a complete #momfail . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kids usually aren’t great at behaving. They are sinners and they are also newbies. They need training, which means that every time you challenge them to behave in a new situation, it’s a trial run for them. I say this because I REALLY needed to hear it from my husband yesterday when mine weren’t awesome at house cleaning. They are still learning how. And they need me to guide and model and instruct them in the way they should go. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Today, we saw a small victory at Sprouts. Can I tell you how many times I’ve sworn that I’ll never again try to shop alone with both of them? But there we were (with just a touch of bribery), walking out with all smiles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fellow mamas, do you see the work you are doing as training? It’s such good work!! Your kiddos may need you to say the same thing one million times, but practice really makes progress—for the both of you ❤️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #bible #gospelperspective #christianity #christian #womenoftheword #biblestudy #bibleteacher #wisdom #ministry #parenting #motherhood #trainupachild #thatmomlife
Your to do list is too freaking long! . . I sat down and grit my teeth through adding another item on my to-do list. . . I was pulling my hair out trying to be the best at each thing. Can you relate? . . The hours of the day always flew by so fast. How could I realistically pick my kid up, get her to a sport, workout, take the dogs for a walk, make dinner and lunch for the next day? . . All while rocking it at momlife, wifelife and employee life. . . Brenda was doing it, but I was having meltdowns and panic attacks. . . Do you know the difference between Brenda-the-working-mom juggling it all and us…? . . She hides it better. . . And for the rest of us who are just trying to make it work, but secretly crave Brenda goals...here’s what will for sure put you in a relaxed mode: . . Priorities. . . Realistic expectations. . . Boundaries. . . Saying freakin’ NO! . . You don’t have to be perfect at keeping your house clean, or remember to sign your kid’s permission slip to have your sh*t together. . . All you need is the ability to decide what will make you FEEL the most successful in your life, and say no freakin’ way to everything else. . . So, successful mama, what will you say NO to today so you can SAY YES to what success means to you? Let me know below ⬇️
Aside from waiting in line for three sailings at the WRONG ferry terminal on our route home, we had a pretty stellar day! Day hiking, ice cream eating, park playing, look-out seeking, and then the ferry line-up waiting 🤣 #explore #adventure #whenlifehandsyoulemons #momfail #mounterskine #mountmaxwell
What an angel 👼 ...until he wakes up 😈